um i thought he was doing a handstand on his cat
When your ships aren’t canon but they are so incredibly implied canon that you get all of the heartbreak with none of the emotional fulfillment and you just kind of…
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
catch me in the club asking the bartender if they serve chicken tenders
im going to go on omegle with a shoe on my head and see how people react
this guy isnt taking any of my shit
THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER
i found my soulmate
I think you mean solemate
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
I should probably shave my legs soon
they’re starting to get a little
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH I’M CRYING
I’m not only your biggest fan, I’m also your whole ac unit
everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
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